Mother, his back smells really the only coffee in the world.

Well, your father says so, and your father knows best.

Yes, it's father knows best, transcribed in Hollywood,

starring Robert Young as father.

A half hour visit with your neighbors, the Anderson's.

Brought to you by America's favorite coffee, Maxwell House,

the coffee that's always good to the last drop.

To be or not to be, that's quite a question, isn't it?

Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows

about rageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles.

That's a question too, and quite a problem.

In Springfield in the White Framehouse on Maple Street,

the Anderson's are old hands when it comes to questions and problems.

Big problems, little problems, they've had their share of them all.

Like this, I've never seen anything like it in my whole life.

Jim?

Oh, bless the Lord, this food to our use in our lives that I service.

All right, Kathy, eat your dinner.

Say, Dad.

Tell me golf is a game of skill.

Dad.

He couldn't do anything wrong, and I couldn't do anything right.

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