Well, I assume it's me too, so do I. How about you?

Yes, it's the new Swan Show with our great-seeing star, Doris Day.

Well, I...

Our special guest, Bing Crossin.

The boy hits in a miss, the new Les Brown band.

We used one exclusively, how about you?

Yes, how about you?

For me, my name is Robert Harrow Gold, eyes of blue and muscles like Arrow Flynn hope.

And now Bob Hope swans eye view of the news.

Berlin, Germany, the gap in Russian-American relations, widened here this week

when Germans living in the Soviet zone were forbidden to chew gum

because it is too American.

Berlin is now divided into three zones.

Spare men, juicy fruit, and stick it behind your ear fritz.

Here comes the Commissar.

After the law was passed against gum chewing,

arrested one German because his jaws were moving.

Policeman said, you're either chewing gum, talking, you're reading the man's that I was only breathing.

Policeman said, let me see your permit.

See, imagine if they abolished gum chewing here in America, we'd be an awful thing.

What would hold the theater seats together?

I owe a lot of wonderful memories to gum chewing.

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