G-M-E-L-S. That's right folks. D for comedy. A for Abbott. M for Maxwell. D for Ennis. L for Luke Costello. Put them all together and they fell. Kevill.

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I don't blame you when you look at a tiny little tub like that. Come here. Come over here. You're late again. We're nowhere of you been.

Hey Abbott, I just came from the contract that is still in my new house. It's going to be a house with seven graves.

If you mean seven gables. Note seven graves when I build a house I want it well built.

You dummy wasting your time with the contract. When you've only got $48 to get rid of that money that you won last week before income tax time was due.

I'm trying to get rid of money at it. Yesterday I bought a 1923 Maxwell for $75. But with it I had to take $400 worth of accessories.

$400 worth of accessories. Yes I had to buy two horses to pull it.

You've got $38,000 to get rid of. And you've got to get rid of it and make sure that you don't get it back.

Okay. I'll get rid of it so I'll never come back. I'll lend it to Europe.

Cut Stella, this is ridiculous. Why don't you just take the $38,000 down to the income tax office and pay the tax on it?

You can't do it at it. I figured it out last night. And $38,000 will not pay the tax on $38,000.

Look, did you say in your estimated income for a 1947? You know that's the one where they asked you to guess how much you're going to make this year?

Oh sure, I've sent it in but I didn't sign it. Why didn't you sign it? If they want me to guess how much I'm going to make, let them guess who sent it in.

Well, how about deductions? My what? Deductions like when I file my tax, the man wants to allow me $500 for my wife.

For your wife, that's why you're overseeling. Look.

I'm talking about dependence. You see everybody comes under a different tax table. Now if you're single you come under one table.

If you're married, you come under another table. That did it at it. I ain't paying no taxors. Why?

I refuse to do business under the tax.

Oh!

That's telling you're impossible. You'll never figure that taxer. So you've got to get rid of that money.

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