Racking Pistols, Ignition Coils, Avocado Trees

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2015

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

On Saturday night, Jenna and Al had all of us over to their new place for an extra-curricular hangout. On this episode, Daniel, Greg, Jeff, Jenna, Al and I recounted the festivities complete with Greg's assessment of Jenna and Al's avocado tree, pistol racking, more dirty diet coke talk, spear-fishing, Greg's car troubles, whether women can be creepy or not, Jenna's due date, what truly happens when you give birth, being skeptical of real estate agents, whether we should all move to bumblefuck and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0	And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, hits the Allison Rosen
0:07.6	as your new best friend show tonight.
0:10.0	Allison welcomes her guests.
0:11.7	She's a comedian who wants to play the lesbian focusing around the daily show.
0:15.1	Once again, she liked the melons and the watermelons, but this time, not so much the bananas
0:18.9	and the cucumbers, it's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:22.7	He's a regular working Joe who's preparing for fatherhood by practicing how to be emotionally
0:26.8	distant with the occasional fits of confusing rage.
0:30.6	It's Alan Moss.
0:32.6	And he's a producer who knows from that jingle that all men joy has gotten nuts, mounds
0:37.1	don't.
0:38.1	Too bad there wasn't a similar jingle for that girl he once met in Thailand.
0:41.8	It's Greg Heller.
0:43.4	Jeff Jeff is here to slow cook your thigh meat.
0:45.8	I'm a husband Daniel and I thought I took the road less traveled until Allison started
0:50.2	talking about her dating history, saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your
0:54.6	new best friend, Allison Rosen.
1:21.3	Hello my little Garbanzo beans.
1:23.2	It's me Allison.
1:24.2	Welcome to another exciting Thursday show.
1:26.0	I would like to say hello to my guests.
1:27.8	Hello Greg Heller.
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