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What? What kind of talk is that? This is supposed to be the south. Hi folks. How

you is. Welcome to the show. What in Christ creation going on? What a beautiful

couple of days. Dry, breezy and what not. Have you seen my house with a new lawn? Listen,

I saw like I'm 70. Have you seen the new lawn? And I got an ironing board. You haven't

seen the sod, right? Dude, we had that jasmine, I guess they call it, which is a hook right

banged in eighth grade. That's what was there. And I never liked it. It looks like an overgrown

lawn. I know it's a sudden, but I didn't like it. Sure enough, we put that block around people

at stopping taking pictures, people from lawn weekly. I just made that publication up. But

the house, the fucking, we used to have shrubs from the people we bought the house from. We're

covering about, I don't say about eight feet of the house. It looks like a fuck. Can't

wait to cut it eight seconds. I used to be up in fucking Westchester with an acre and

a half on my lawn. Fucking hills like this. I told you I had the heads, I think I told you

I had the headset on. It was kind of wet the grass. And I tried to make a U-turn on the

slant. And the fucker just started rolling. There's a brook at the bottom. I got Pavarotti

playing in my ears. As I'm heading towards rocks and a brook. It was fucking seen out of

a Steve Martin movie. I used to have to call my neighbor. He had a golf car to come pull

me out of my own pond a couple of times. But he said the guy who owned the house did it

a couple of times. I'm just, all right, I'm not an asshole. But now electric mower weighs

eight pounds one here. 22 minutes. That's right, fuck. So I'm talking about lawn care. Next

I'll give you some exiled recipes and how to use a spatula. Yummy. Yummy. Dallas like

that. You know what I'm saying? Furthermore, you can all go fuck yourselves. No need to

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