4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2020
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Trevor and Roy Wood Jr. examine racial discrimination in housing, Brit Bennett discusses her novel "The Vanishing Half," and Michael J. Fox talks about his memoir "No Time Like the Future."
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:02.7 | BAM! |
0:05.7 | Well, hello everybody. |
0:06.9 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
0:08.7 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
0:09.7 | Today is Wednesday, the 2nd of December, which means there's only 49 days left until Trump |
0:16.1 | is no longer president and starts selling national secrets on his only fans account. |
0:21.8 | Anyway, coming up on tonight's show, The Queen has the vaccine. |
0:25.8 | By black people can't buy homes and Michael J. Fox will be joining us on the show. |
0:30.9 | So let's do this people. |
0:32.1 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
0:36.6 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world. |
0:41.1 | This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah. |
0:44.7 | Here's a dish. |
0:47.4 | Let's kick things off with the coronavirus pandemic. |
0:50.4 | You know, it's the reason why our not thrills aren't virgins anymore. |
0:54.2 | Today the world hit a major milestone as Great Britain became the first country to officially |
1:00.5 | approve a fully tested vaccine. |
1:03.6 | So big congratulations, Britain. |
1:05.5 | It's amazing how much you can get done when you don't waste time combing your hair. |
1:09.1 | And you know, this is really, really great news for the world. |
1:12.1 | Unless Britain decides to use this opportunity to get revenge. |
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