Hey guys, welcome to Ray Chalk, my weekly show where I sit here at the office, drink something and talk about random things.

Today I am telling you the story of my first, second kiss.

My second first kiss. I kissed someone. It was so bad at it.

I mean, just the way that I just yelled at you should give you an idea of how awkward it was. Get ready for this story.

How about this outfit everybody? I am living my best, retiree dream. Right? Like this is what? What's this material?

What have that seen in legally blonde? Oh, is this love viscosity rayon? Yes, of course.

As per usual, Rosie picked out this outfit. Obviously she's killing it. I didn't know that I needed just a wildly printed floral and leopard track suit from Adidas, but apparently I do. I did and here we are.

Taping today from South Florida? No, but it feels like it. I wish I would have also had like a wig, like a Betty White kind of wig. Let's just like see what I'll look like in my retired age.

Okay, I have a story. And have I had enough caffeine to tell the story properly? I don't know, but here it is. You guys, let me just give you a brief history.

If for some reason the YouTube algorithm brought you in, you don't know anything about me in my life. Let me walk you through it.

So last year I got divorced. I was with my ex husband for 18 years, one eight, 18 years. It's a lot of years. And what's most interesting about that scenario is that he was the first person I ever went on a date with.

So literally my experience in my whole life leading up until this point and 38 years old is one human.

One is the longest number that you'll ever do. One human, one date, kiss this guy, married him, had four kids. Like that's my story. And then we got divorced. And at some point, and this would be a moment to flash back.

Jack, you'll recall that I got on a dating app. I got on a dating app. Okay. And I got on a date. Because like at the beginning of the year, maybe I was super bored.

And I don't know how you meet friends in sight of COVID. And I literally just wanted friends that I could hang out with. And so I got on this app. And it works.

By the way, like it works. We like I need to like write the makers of this app and be like, thank you. I made a command decision that I was just going to be on there to find friends. And I like changed everything in my profile on the app. And I said like, I'm just here for friends.

I just that may have been code that I didn't understand was code.

What? I will there are other people also just there for friends, including this person.

And we became friends. I don't feel like we need a whole back story right. Like at some point in our friendship.

I was like, huh. He's really attractive. That's so weird. And then I started it more time and buy. And I just I just kept feeling more weird.

Then I was continuing that thing. I don't know if you've ever done this thing where you're like, Oh no, he thinks we're friends. And I think he's cute an now I'm weird.

And I don't know how to act until four. So it was like normal. And I now I'm like.

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