Rachel Scanlon Returns for Supernatural Sapphic Lore
Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez
Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Roz fizzes with excitement for the return of the hilarious comedian, writer, and co-host of Two Dykes and a Mic, Rachel Scanlon! This week the category is SUPERNATURAL, but make it SAPPHIC, as the two discuss queer astrology, the ghost of Alice B. Toklas, and a lesbian alien abduction in BigTujunga Canyon!
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:03.0 | What's that at the foot of my bed? |
| 0:04.0 | It's spooky and kooky. I'm pretty sure it's dead. |
| 0:20.0 | It's coming this way. |
| 0:21.7 | Wait a minute. |
| 0:22.6 | Hey, I'm ghosted. |
| 0:26.2 | By Ross Hernandez. |
| 0:29.9 | Eat me, please. |
| 0:32.6 | Hey, boo. |
| 0:34.4 | It's me, Roz. |
| 0:36.0 | And welcome to ghosted by Roz Hernandez, the podcast where I talk to people that I like about the paranormal. I got a real special one for you today. This one today goes out to all the ladies. I am joined by Rachel Scanlan, the hilarious stand-up comedian, |
| 1:00.5 | and, oh, you'll just have to listen. Before we get to that, I have a ghost story from a listener. |
| 1:07.7 | This one comes from Lacey. Lacey writes, the family farmhouse I grew up in was built |
| 1:15.5 | by my great aunt and uncle in 1916. It is a lovely two-story house set out on flat, open farmland |
| 1:26.3 | in south central Kansas. There is a stranded, lonely feeling out |
| 1:31.9 | there, and it lends itself to an eerie atmosphere I grew up in. I've always had trouble sleeping. |
| 1:39.0 | I would have vivid nightmares or lay awake, terrified of shadow figures lurking in the darkness of my room. |
| 1:47.0 | One particularly rough night when I was 11 years old, I turned on my closet light to keep my |
| 1:54.7 | imagination from seeing nightmarish figures in the shadows. I lay in bed with my eyes closed, drifting in and out of the |
| 2:03.8 | hypnagogic state, imagining a small red-eyed demon sitting outside my window throwing rocks at the glass. |
| 2:13.4 | I could actually hear something small pinging off the storm windows. |
| 2:19.0 | I was terrified and tried to lay as still as possible, |
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