Hello and welcome to wrong turns with Jameda Jamil.

This is a podcast where dignity goes to die.

It is a graveyard for our most embarrassing humiliations.

And it's where we bond over what epic fuck-ups we all are. I get to bring on

my favorite funny people from the internet and from the world of comedy and they tell me their tales of woe and joining me today. I have an actor and comedian writer from Chelsea lately, The Real Wedding Crashers, Idiot Test, Ice Age Confidential Drift. You can watch his latest stand-up special Mad King on, and he is the host of YouTube's first ever late-night show.

Good Night with Ben Glebe, which premiered May 28th.

It's Ben fucking Gleave. Yes. My birth-middle name. Thank you, Jamila. Who brought both of us a rose. That's right. I did. I just purchased them from a sweet homeless lady on a freeway off ramp who said she had three children and had a sign and so I wanted to give her money.

You can leave that part out next time. Yeah. Which part? Did I, her children or just the whole thing? You wanted me to stop at her actual flower shop? Not that kind of guy. This was just to do a community service. Did you pay for the roses and then ask for the change back?

I did indeed.

I was like, listen, this is probably like a $2 rose. What kind of change you have on you? But I bought two roses because I was going to get one. Because you felt sorry for someone. And then there was both of you here. I'm like, oh, there's going to be two ladies here. I should get two roses. and I was in the car with my friend Sasha

was like, what am I?

Travolve her here, I don't get her out.

I was already gone at that point.

Well, the other, here I should get two roses. And I was in the car with my friend Sasha. It was like, what am I?

Chop a liver here?

I don't get a rose.

I was already gone at that point. Well, the other recipient of a rose today is an actress and comedian from inside Amy Schumer, crashing and train wreck. Her latest comedy special, big guys streaming on Netflix. It's Rachel fucking Feinstein. Thank you. Thanks, guys. This podcast is about disaster.

Is this something that finds you often?

Or is it something that you seek out, Ben? I don't seek out disaster. I find that

hard to believe. That's hurtful. I'm a hurtful person. Disaster finds me. I don't need

extra. I don't need to like double it up. It's like when you have a cornucopia of something to ask for more, it's just greedy. Yes. So I just wait for it to come. Has it been that way your whole life? No, I don't think, I think I'm pretty lucky overall. I think I've had sporadic moments of things going super off the rails. It's not aggressive. It's so funny, whenever people are like,

no, I mean, I don't really incur that much disaster by the end of the episode. They're like, I think things are worse than I thought they were. What about you? Rachel, when it comes to... Oh, no, I'm a real hole in the team. Yeah, no, it's not been a good ride for me. That's for sure, yeah. I feel like I think from very young, I've always sort of, I've fucked up in grand and repetitive ways. I remember waking up in the middle of the morning and my, like, my mom, my parents were arguing about me and my mom just go, she's not normal. Howard Schitt. And they were always taking me to get scanned. And I'm like, my dad's like, well, scan her again.

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