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Christian and I grew up near a water source called the Mill River in Connecticut.

One summer I got really into crabbing. I got this crab net and

When it that low tide, I went to the Mill River and I caught some punch of crab.

A whole mess of them as mom would say. He got some crabs. I got some crabs

Insert your own joke here. Well, I don't get the joke. Well, no, I don't I don't either but I'm saying maybe people might have a crab joke

Just about the animal and so I put them in a bucket and my mother

Steamed them up. We ate them that night. I don't know. There's this primal feeling of being like resourceful and like doing

procuring food with your hands, you know like

And that I had done this I felt very

accomplished and

Couple weeks later there was an article big article big story in our hometown about how the Mill River was being

polluted and was toxic and that under no circumstances should you eat anything in

The river especially something like a crab or a mall any shelf

It any shelfish because they're the ones that filter out all those toxins. That's kind of how they feed right so

Yeah, but happy ending you live to talk about it at this point. Yeah still alive and nothing that we know of that

Cost any long term effects. So you're right. I love happy endings

This thing to life be sure I'm your host who hates double entendres just in long

With me as always is my

Equally, I love double entendres you do I love saying double entendres. I hate saying that don't you hate sin?

It's it's hard to like saying any French things. I know it's just gonna say that people that didn't like saying French

Well because nothing against French. No, it's a beautiful language. That's the kind of the thing

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