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Today, in the greatest audio experience of the 21st century,

the most exciting and compelling podcast conversation ever had by two flamboyant

cross-dresses and a bevy of sound effects on a soundboard. A dragon flag. It's another episode

of Race Chaser. The drama is all real.

You know, I didn't even want to do this podcast with you anyway, but Dipper begged me.

He said you'd be lost.

With so much shade, a house plant would probably Wilton die.

Well, honey, you may be all smiles and laughter, but that breath is all death and disaster.

So get a myth mint you stinky bitch

ugly bitch and so much glamour your ears will explode

Lexi I have international trends best type to me your

Keloids and eatie lewisote plus there will be Killoyles and eating Louis Vuitton.

Plus, there will be eating on the pot.

That's me that turkey leg, would you?

Don't miss the ultimate podcast episode with actual discussion.

Well, I think it's great.

Well, you know what? I don't, Willem.

And true dissection.

Oh my god, this scalpel is so sharp.

Why is there so much blood?

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