Raccoons & Real Housewives
Weekly Dose of BS
Stephanie Hollman
4.7 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:35.7 | Hey, guys, it's Stephanie. |
| 0:37.3 | I'm Trey. |
| 0:37.9 | This is your weekly dose of BS. |
| 0:40.6 | If I look tired today, it's because I am. |
| 0:42.8 | Here's what is going wrong in my life right now. |
| 0:46.2 | So a few days ago, we live our house as like Pyrr and Beam. |
| 0:51.3 | So we have like these vents at the bottom of our foundation that like |
| 0:55.3 | ventilate the crawl space, whatever. My dog through the day became fixated on one of these events |
| 0:59.9 | and we're like, what are they looking at? So last night, I woke up at like four in the morning |
| 1:07.6 | to my dog losing his mind. It's actually Zach's dog. My dog was a perfect angel in the sleep. Zach's dog losing his mind because he's hearing something. So I get up and it sounds like there are cats outside that are like fighting. Yeah. Like there's like there's an animal screaming. And it's like a scream. It's loud. |
| 1:47.4 | And so I get up, I go to the guest room, I'm looking out the window, and I'm realizing that the sound is not coming from outside. It's coming from under me. Oh, gosh. Okay. Right. And I'm like, oh, okay. So there's something in our crawl space. So I go outside and I'm like looking at the vents and I realize that one of these |
| 1:44.2 | vents, there is a hole that like something could crawl in there. So, you know, obviously not |
| 1:50.2 | my business to stick my hand in there and figure out what it is. So I go back inside and I'm, |
| 1:54.8 | I'm listening and I'm like on chat, GPT trying to figure out what this is. It's not cats because |
| 1:59.8 | they're not like cat screams. |
| 2:03.4 | And so their other two options were either possums or raccoons. |
| 2:07.6 | Well, possums hiss. |
| 2:09.8 | And what I was hearing sounded like I lived in an apartment and whoever below me was having a full domestic dispute and like throwing furniture. It was loud. I mean, they were like going at it. |
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