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Hey everybody, it's your main worm, Jackson here to give you the hot scoop and our guests for the remaining weeks of big deal.

This Saturday on the 13th, Adam Carnivalre and Zoe Bellotto will be joined by the devil-daring Josh Earl and Danielle Walker.

And then, for the final week in the 20th, Adam Carnivalre and Cass Page will be joined by the mischievous Tom Walker and Demi Lardner. If you want to see any or all of these shows, then head to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival website or our own website, sanspansradio.com forward slash live, and grab your tickets today. Hey, everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second. I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Zoe Bay. I'm Cass. And today's topic is raccoons. Is that the noise they make?

Oh, maybe.

I've never met a raccoon in my life.

Me neither, but I'm excited.

What are you excited about?

Me one.

To discuss raccoons.

I'm also excited to discuss raccoons.

Does anyone have a favorite part of the raccoon?

The tiny little hands.

Same. You will see on my phone, I've Googled Raccoon Tiny Hands.

My least favorite part is the tiny hands.

Is your favorite part, their little bandito masks?

Absolutely. They're criminals and that rules and it's sexy as hell.

Now, I hate their little hands because I feel like it goes against like the laws of nature, right? Like, like no other animal has had from apes as a opposable thumbs, but also just for some reason, raccoons. That seems wrong. I like that about raccoons, though. I like that they're just kind of doing their own thing. They got this big fluffy-ass tail.

Yeah, raccoons are unique looking.

Yeah, the only part of it that's striped is the face. Is there a land platypus?

Oh, the tail, too.

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