RAANAP: Brandon and Akiva Discuss Jaws
Rob Has a Podcast | Survivor 50, The Traitors & Reality TV - RHAP
Rob Cesternino, Survivor Know-It-All and The Traitors, | RHAP Productions
4.8 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
RAANAP: Brandon and Akiva Discuss Jaws
Rob Cesternino (@robcesternino) and Akiva Wienerkur (@keev26) need a podcast and every week, Rob and Akiva spin a wheel of listener-submitted podcast ideas, and whatever the wheel lands on is what they podcast about next. This week, Brandon and Akiva talk Jaws.
With Rob in LA, Brandon Donlon hosts alongside Akiva Wienerkur for a special deep dive into the classic 1975 film Jaws, joined by Jaws superfan and collector Ryan. Shifting gears from Survivor to the iconic suspense of Amity Island, the trio unpacks what makes Jaws an enduring masterpiece, shares personal stories about childhood collections, and debates whether shark movies still make an impact today.
The discussion opens with Brandon introducing Ryan, known for his impressive Jaws memorabilia—from VHS tapes and paper plates to signed collectibles. Ryan reveals how his collection began, the sentimental value behind each item, and even his experiences at Jaws-themed events and conventions. The group shares their own stories of buying, and sometimes regretting, fandom merchandise, comparing Power Rangers pillows to rare Jaws artifacts.
Key discussion points include:
- Ryan guiding listeners through his unique Jaws collection, including napkins, paper plates, laserdiscs, and autographs from Richard Dreyfuss
- The difference between the Jaws book and film, covering book-exclusive plot twists and why the movie’s adaptation stands out
- A scene-by-scene retelling of Jaws from Brandon’s fresh perspective, including discovering famous lines, the impact of classic scares, and missing details when watching on an iPad mini
- The iconic USS Indianapolis monologue, how real-life locals were cast in minor roles, and stories from Martha’s Vineyard
- Who deserves a sought-after autograph at a Jaws convention—and what it’s like meeting the actors behind even the smallest roles
As Jaws approaches its 50th anniversary, Brandon, Avika, and Ryan ponder how the film’s legacy compares to modern shark movies, dive into sequel absurdities, and weigh in on whether Jaws still makes viewers avoid the ocean.
Which classic line stuck with Brandon and did the first viewing on a small screen dampen its punch? Get fresh perspectives and plenty of movie lore by listening to the full episode!
For the link to the spreadsheet that Rob and Akiva use to compile ideas, check it all out here: Rob and Akiva Need a Spreadsheet (compiled by the great Will from America).
To submit an idea for a future episode of “Rob and Akiva Need a Podcast” to be discussed on the mailbag, submit it on this form: Rob and Akiva’s Mailbag Form.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Rob and a Kiva Nita podcast |
| 0:02.0 | And they need your help |
| 0:04.0 | Can you make it onto the wheel |
| 0:07.0 | Rob and a Kiva Nita podcast |
| 0:09.0 | Yeah, they'll buy yourselves |
| 0:11.0 | Your ideas, they'll talk about it till you've got it you'll feel |
| 0:14.0 | Every weekend |
| 0:16.0 | You better attend |
| 0:18.0 | You can guess what we'll be coming a leg |
| 0:20.0 | Rob and a Kivinito podcast. |
| 0:25.6 | What is going on, everybody? |
| 0:27.6 | We're trading the Survivor 50 Island that many of us just spent the last couple months to Amity Island. |
| 0:32.6 | Because we're talking Jaws. |
| 0:34.6 | I've never seen Jaws. |
| 0:35.6 | I'm so excited to talk about Jaws with two of my favorite guys. |
| 0:39.5 | If I were to go on a trip to find a shark in the ocean, this is who I would bring. |
| 0:44.9 | And we'll start with, you know him, you love him. |
| 0:47.8 | It's Akiva. |
| 0:48.4 | Kiva, how are you? |
| 0:50.2 | This would be a crew. |
| 0:52.2 | This would be, we could get, we would have jaws. |
| 0:54.9 | We'd be having lunch by two o'clock. We'd get jaws. He'd be dead. I'm not the one who's going the, I'm not the one who's going in the cage in the ocean, though. That's not my thing. None of us. None of us are doing the cage in the ocean. I had that thought watching it. I'm like, I think we're all the funnier guy. |
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