RAANAP: Brandon and Akiva Banter of the Year
Rob Has a Podcast | Survivor 50, The Traitors & Reality TV - RHAP
Rob Cesternino, Survivor Know-It-All and The Traitors, | RHAP Productions
4.8 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2026
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
RAANAP: Brandon and Akiva Banter of the Year
Rob Cesternino (@robcesternino) and Akiva Wienerkur (@keev26) need a podcast and every week, Rob and Akiva spin a wheel of listener-submitted podcast ideas, and whatever the wheel lands on is what they podcast about next. This week, Brandon and Akiva discuss Rookie of the Year.
For the link to the spreadsheet that Rob and Akiva use to compile ideas, check it all out here: Rob and Akiva Need a Spreadsheet (compiled by the great Will from America).
To submit an idea for a future episode of “Rob and Akiva Need a Podcast” to be discussed on the mailbag, submit it on this form: Rob and Akiva’s Mailbag Form.
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| 0:00.0 | Rob and a Kiva Need a podcast |
| 0:02.2 | And they need your help |
| 0:04.4 | Can you make it onto the wheel? |
| 0:07.1 | Rob and a Kiva need a podcast |
| 0:09.1 | Yeah, they'll buy yourself |
| 0:11.2 | Your ideas, they'll talk about it |
| 0:13.3 | till you've got it you'll feel |
| 0:14.7 | Every weekend |
| 0:16.3 | You better attend |
| 0:18.0 | You can guess what we'll be coming a leg |
| 0:20.8 | Rob and a Kiva need a Kivinita Podcast You can guess what we'll be coming on there. |
| 0:23.6 | Rob and Akiva Needle podcast. |
| 0:26.9 | That's right. |
| 0:29.2 | It's Brandon and Akiva for another. |
| 0:34.7 | What I believe is the 95th non-canonical episode of 2026 so far. |
| 0:36.6 | It's your good friend, Brandon Donlin. |
| 0:39.3 | I'm here, and we're switching up the sport. |
| 0:45.7 | We're sticking with sports media. We're sticking with, you know, we did hockey. We did hockey twice, really. And talk about another heated rivalry between that's a segue that I don't think is going to |
| 0:52.0 | work because I'm thinking about the people in Rookie of the year and there's really not a ton of tension in any way. |
| 0:57.1 | There is like a little bit of a he has like a little bit of a love interest, the 12 year old kid, the 11 year old kid. |
| 1:03.7 | He does have a, yeah, and they're very, you know, the state of the jokes they were making in 1993. |
| 1:09.7 | I know, I was like someone, an adult wrote that script, calling a girl. Stacked? His first thing in my notes, he says, he says, she's stacked and then makes a gesture with his two fingers around the, the chest area, which is crazy. Yeah, it was a different time. |
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