RAACN week 9

Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)

British Comedy Guide

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.7 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Monday 23rd March 2026 - Finger Hair - Rich and Ally are back to discuss Donald Trump RTing a SNLUK sketch and get an exclusive interview with the real PM to find out if SNLUK is as funny as it used to be.

Tuesday 24th March 2026 - Deuteronomy 22:23-24 Rich and Ally are back in Da House and today they are reporting on the most controversial thing that has ever happened regarding the BBC show “The Repair Shop” in which they almost repaired an old joke book with some old jokes in it, that they didn’t need to read out, but which still mustn’t be on TV even in closed book form. Newsround is the most unsexist show on TV or the internet, as long as that is what people still are against, and so only we can report on this without prejudice. Take note Lamestream media and celestial bodies that are trying to blind and silence us.

Thursday 26th March 2026 - Very Old Dog - Rich and Ally are back to tell you all the main news to ever come out of Cheddar in Somerset. So it’s quite a short bulletin.

Friday 27th March 2026- Roboteacher - Rich and Ally are back for the last newsround of the week and judging by this one it’s probably good they’re taking a bit of time to take stock and get their heads together and sort out Richard’s health issues. Two news stories covered today which you won’t see in the lame stream media - zip lining benefit cheats and Melania’s army of info-robots. Watch Bake Off at 7.40pm on Channel 4 on Sunday just to see how good Rich can be on lame stream TV.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, monkey fiddlers. It's me, Richard Herring. Thank you for downloading my podcast. Please keep listening if you can. The big news is 20th April, Lester Square Theatre. One of the guests has been announced. It's Natasha Hodgson. One of the geniuses behind and in front of Operation Mincemeek the Musical. Sorry, my cat's running around the kitchen, making a ringing sound hook. That's not disturbing you. Once the Operation Mincemeat fans hear about this, it's going to sell fast. So get your tickets now. Go to richsharing.com slash Rahalesterpur. And you can see all the dates. There's a couple in July as well. I'm doing a great which Rick Mail Festival as well, but that is sold out.
0:42.1	Become a badger at go fastestripe.com slash badges if you want to help us continue to make
0:47.3	these bloody things. Anyway, sit back, relax and enjoy another episode of one of my podcasts.
0:53.9	You little fiddly monkey fiddler.
0:56.3	Stop ringing those bells.
0:58.0	On SBC2 now, it's whack-off races.
1:01.5	Dick Dastardy and Muttly masturbate onto a biscuit and then try and get Penelope Pitstock to eat it.
1:06.7	And when she won't, they feed it to a pigeon.
1:09.0	It was happier times in the 1970s.
1:11.4	Here on SBC One, we're very much up to date with Rich and Allie's Craven News Round. Thank you. I'm I think it's started.
1:53.0	I don't think it's tarty.
1:55.0	I don't think it hasn't.
1:56.0	Terry hasn't cubed me.
1:58.0	This has gone down.
2:00.0	Oh, hold on. It wasn't ready. Excuse me. Oh.
2:01.5	Hold on.
2:02.8	I wasn't ready.
2:06.2	There's Terry,
2:08.6	I've lost my earpiece.
2:10.0	That feeds me all the news.
2:11.4	Hello, welcome to... Is there someone feeding you anything you say?
2:13.4	Yeah, they're not doing a very good job.
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