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On SBC2 now, it's the controversial sitcom about recycling tennis-loving people who have had

hysterectomies, the wombless of Wimbledon. I don't think they should have commissioned that personally,

but it's not to me. I'm just a continuity announcer. But on SBC One, a show that definitely should have been commissioned, and by all right, should be on

proper TV. It's Richard and Ali's Craven News Round. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to

I'm going to

I'm going to You're not even in the bloody pitch, let's do that again.

You're very professional, Richeloy, you're doing this, thank you.

I'm very impressed.

Stop it. I'm just got to get my paper together so I can shop this, loads of this paper then.

Hello, it's, um, oh shit, I had it written down.. It's Monday, the 16th of March, 2026.

Welcome to Rich and Alley's Craven News 9-N-Round.

That's easy for you to say.

Look, I'm being operated by a giant Ventriloquist. Sometimes he's going to make mistakes.

Wow, yeah, look, I can see you in that. It's crazy, isn't it? When you think about it, it is crazy. No one's realiser at here, Rich. Welcome, I'm Richard Herring. I was on the other boat race, doing an Oxford, Cambridge boat race, 2004. That was a good, Rich, yeah, it was. Jonathan Aitken was in it. Well, he's your friend, wasn't he? He was my unlikely friend, though. I never saw him after it. Filming stops. I'm joined by my, my companion. I'm not your companion. I'm trying to think of the right word. My co-host, that's better. We are not companions, and anyone who says we are is lying. I'm Ali Slovak, I'm cheeky me.

Oh, oh no. Oh no, that's winking. Oh, that's winking the other way. There, there it is. I got it in the end and I was winking at it there. You saw a couple of times.

Also sit on it, D'Atherer,ra and a little drunk, no one likes a sing

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