RAACN week 7
Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)
British Comedy Guide
4.7 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2026
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Monday 9th March 2026 - Ayatollah Khamanei Closer - Newsround is back with nipples on and we’re looking at the very serious topic of Presidential assassination and whether it’s the right way to go for a democratically elected President. It taking on the leadership of Iran a good idea at this juncture and will such a young leader be able to cope with the pressure?
Tuesday March 10th - Braintree FC Water Tank Tribute - It’s a late night newsround, cos Rich has been too busy all day to do it, but he didn’t want you to miss the big news about Keith Flint’s Satanic Churchyard Bench. Also some theological discussions about Satan and a nice song about starting fires.
Wednesday 11th March - Crossing the Rubicon - Rich and Ally are back for the shoddiest Newsround yet, as they look at the worst person in the world, a man who cloned his beloved pet. Was it a waste of money when animals reproduce for free? Should you put all your eggs in one basket? What about a ventriloquist dummy/human hybrid? It’s all utter nonsense today. They can’t all be gold.
Friday 13th March 2026 Faeces and Thyme (Time) - Rich and Ally are back after a brief break to bring you all the Roman poop news that you could want. Plus to take the piss out of some foreign academics for their dubious career choices. It’s what the public want. Also a new reporter joins the team. It’s the yeast we can do for you.
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| 0:00.0 | Yo, yo, rap fans, thanks for downloading my podcast. You know the drill by now. |
| 0:04.2 | Look, there's a few Rahalasdpa gigs coming up. Head to rigidhering.com slash rahalostapa for all details. March the 16th at Les Square Theatre with David Mitchell is sold out. There is some gigs, April the 20th at Les Square Theatre. And there's a couple of new ones in July. at the less square theatre of july the first and eighth i think also i will be playing droid witch |
| 0:22.6 | is part of the rmail Festival with Rahalista, but that details of which will be up very soon. Head to GoFastastorpe.com if you want to buy one of my downloads or one of the very rare, can I have my ballback DVDs, only a few copies left, or the fantastic autobiography of a testicle. I write, bollock. |
| 0:39.5 | All the money from that will go to make him more podcasts. You can support us with money, |
| 0:44.3 | you can support us by telling your friends about us, you can support us by just listening to some |
| 0:48.8 | adverts and keeping your bloody gobs shut. All right, sit back, relax and enjoy another |
| 0:53.7 | Raha Luster part, my |
| 0:55.1 | fan, as friends. On SBC2 now, it's Benjamin Button Moon, in which the moon starts to |
| 1:01.1 | spin backwards, causing chaos with tides, and eventually crashes back into the Earth and |
| 1:06.3 | three forms of the Earth, killing everyone. I've spoiled the whole thing now, that's basically |
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