RAACN week 6
Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)
British Comedy Guide
4.7 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Wednesday March 2nd 2026 - Dental Caries - In another tightly scripted Newsround we cover the big news that has broken over the weekend whilst we’ve been away, whether Jim Carrey is the real Jim Carrey or someone pretending to be Jim Carrey and why are they pretending and what is wrong with dim internet idiots that think anything like this could be true? I think that’s all that’s been happening. You’ll all be doing it in the playground tomorrow.
Tuesday March 3rd 2026 - House of Boobs - Rich and Ally are back with all the big news. Today a regime has been toppled and a vacuum remains, but who will fill it and will it be Rich and Ally. Surely after doing so many of these, so brilliantly , it can’t be long before TV comes knocking. Unless it’s all part of a bigger show already. I know you know what I mean.
Thursday March 3rd 2026 - Bad Influence - Rich and Ally are back after a brief hiatus with breaking news of a war in Iran and the one good consequence of it all. Will the show be heading to Dubai soon to make the most of the tax free status of podcasters and other shills? Only if the money is right.
Friday 6th March 2026 - Worse Than Hitler - Richard uses Newsround as a forum for his petty grievances and then uses today’s newsround to chat about am historical figures that younger viewers may not have heard of. Did Hitler have one ball? Did he escape his bunker to go to Argentina? Is he the oldest man in the world but unable to show off about it? All these questions will be answered by someone who clearly has the intelligence and disposition to be on prime time TV.
Titles by Andy Bobbin
Music by Mike Cosgrave
Directed by Chris Evans.
Any similarity to John Craven’s Newsround is entirely coincidental
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| 0:00.0 | Yo, yo, rap fans, thanks for downloading my podcast. You know the drill by now. |
| 0:04.2 | Look, there's a few Rahalasdpa gigs coming up. Head to rigidhering.com slash rahalostapa for all details. March the 16th at Les Square Theatre with David Mitchell is sold out. There is some gigs, April the 20th at Les Square Theatre. And there's a couple of new ones in July. at the less square theatre of july the first and eighth i think also i will be playing droid witch |
| 0:22.6 | is part of the rmail Festival with Rahalista, but that details of which will be up very soon. Head to GoFastastorpe.com if you want to buy one of my downloads or one of the very rare, can I have my ballback DVDs, only a few copies left, or the fantastic autobiography of a testicle. I write bollock. |
| 0:39.5 | All the money from that will go to make him more podcasts. You can support us with money, you can |
| 0:44.4 | support us by telling your friends about us, you can support us by just listening to some |
| 0:48.8 | adverts and keeping your bloody gobs shut. All right, sit back, relax and enjoy another |
| 0:53.7 | Raha Luster part, my |
| 0:55.1 | finest friends. And now on SPC 2, it's Animal Magic, as Johnny Morris turns a talking |
| 1:01.4 | gorilla into a delicious pie. How does he do it? No one knows. On SPC 1 now, it's Richard Alley in |
| 1:09.4 | Craven Newsround. Okay, |
| 1:36.3 | And so on the Hello, my finest friends. Welcome to Rich and Alley's Craven Newsround. It's March the 2nd, |
| 1:53.9 | 2026. So you've got that straight to her. Yeah, it's almost like I looked it up before. And sorry about, |
| 1:58.8 | if you're watching the video, there's some weird ghostly bits above us. That is the sunshine coming in through my slats. Oh, is the sunshine coming in through your stats? That's the new catchphrase. Is the sunshine coming in through your slats? It's not a good catchphrase that I'll be doing it on the |
| 2:13.8 | favourite on the road. I don't think so. Just get it out the way early, Rich. |
| 2:17.5 | That's what I say. |
| 2:18.4 | Just get it out the way early. You persisting with it. I don't think it's catching on. I can't remember. You have to read that also as well. Anyway, yes, it's me. Alex Sloper from the 1800s. 1890, isn't it? I'm cheeky knee. I'm winking at it |
| 2:34.6 | I want you to sit on it |
| 2:36.9 | father I'm chicky-nee, I'm winking at it, I want you to sit on it, father, I'm flea-hugging, and so on, no-one likes the same phrase. And we, I think, like, if you just always do the same phrases that no one likes it, I don't care, if you just do them right at the start and not pepper them through. Then I think they lose some of their matter. |
| 2:50.9 | I mean, the thing is it's sort of got to be a bit unexpected. It's not just, we have to say this stuff, so let's get it all out at the beginning. That's what she said. Get it out early doors. Just get it out the early. I mean, you still got your own one. Just get it out very early. That's what I say about the same phrases. You've got |
| 3:08.5 | to surprise people with them. Did somebody say supplies? No, I said surprise. That isn't a doble |
| 3:16.2 | entendre. Um, so that was a surprise. The cocky carrot coming in there, was it? Yeah. You just have to |
| 3:22.9 | understand how catchphrases work and that's what |
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