RAACN week 5
Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)
British Comedy Guide
4.7 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Tuesday 24th February 2026 - Worse Than Bin Laden - Having missed the scoop of the millennium, Newsround is back in a 30 degree studio to look at the story of the arrests of Mandleson and some other guy whose name keeps changing. With special correspondent reporting from Sandringham, waiting for a massage. Usual rubbish. Spread the word.
Wednesday. 25th February 2026 - State of the Galactic Union - President Trump has done the longest State of the Union ever and Rich and Ally are here to fact check his claims. A special report suggests the whole world is in the best shape ever, which will be a great relief to us all, as long as we don’t look out the window.
Thursday February 26th 2026 - Quality Sperm - Rich and Ally are back talking about what month of the year sperm is at its friskiest. The lame stream media don’t dare touch stuff like this. Unlike the scientists who put together these reports
Friday February 27th 2026 - Galton and Simpson - Rich and Ally are back for the last Newsround of February and it’s a story the lame stream media won’t touch, last night’s by-election. Is this a vindication of Keir Starmer’s right wing policies. With an exclusive interview with the current Prime Minister (at time of recording) plus in depth political analysis from Ally Sloper. This is the only independent news source you can choose. We are delighted that the Greens won.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, all my rap fans out there, thanks very much for downloading my podcast. |
| 0:06.1 | We've got some upcoming dates for you, my finest friends. |
| 0:09.1 | We are on Monday the 23rd of February. |
| 0:12.2 | I am at the Leicester Square Theatre. |
| 0:13.7 | I'm talking to Jamila Jamil and Andy Hamilton from Drop the Dead Donkey fame. |
| 0:18.3 | Come on, guys, this should be sold out. |
| 0:43.8 | Why is it not sold out? Please come and see it if you can. 16th of March. David Mitchell will be my guest. It's already sold out, but you can join the waiting list. 20th of April at the Lesser Square Theatre also. And there's two new dates added on the 1st and 8th of July. Yes, they're Wednesdays. Both of the Lester Square Theatre. And maybe playing Joytwich in June as well. Look out for that one on the Friday afternoon. Some people say it's crazy. I say it's a good idea. Do go to go fastor stripe.com if you want to buy a copy of the |
| 0:49.1 | rare DVD, can I have my ballback only a very few copies left or the I write bollock autobiography of my testicle |
| 0:56.5 | and there's many other fantastic downloads and books on there some by me and some by other |
| 1:00.9 | fantastic beautiful wonderful comedians please support go fast a stripe if you can it's thanks to them |
| 1:06.7 | that we are here at all anyway sit, relax and enjoy your fantastic new podcast |
| 1:11.9 | that you have decided to listen to, you sucker! |
| 1:16.3 | Now on SBC2, it's Here Comes God. |
| 1:20.0 | If you want to see God, turn over to SBC2. |
| 1:23.3 | But if you want to see Newsround, |
| 1:25.4 | stay on SBC One now for Rich and Alley's Craven News Round. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm not. I'm |
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| 1:52.0 | I'm Hello, everybody. Welcome to Richard Alice Craven News Round. It's Tuesday the 24th of February, 2026. |
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