RAACN week 4
Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)
British Comedy Guide
4.7 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Monday 16th February 2026 - Area 51 - Rich and Ally are back with all the news that’s fit to talk about in a puppet based Newsround. Today Barack Obama has revealed that he thinks there are aliens, but have they already visited earth? And what do they look like? Is it even possible for them to get this far? With a report LIVE from Area 51 in America somewhere.
Tuesday 17th February 2026 - Pikachu - Rich and Ally are back to give you all the main stories and whilst some news outlets might be giving solemn obituaries for the great Jesse Jackson, our team have uncovered news of a very expensive Pokemon card, which Rich feels might not be worth the price tag, which I think we can all agree is the story of the day. Has all his (and your) suffering for his art been worth it? Plus we go to the (poke)man himself to find out how he feels about the whole thing in yet another exclusive interview which blows the case wide open.
Wednesday 18th February 2026 - Did Craven Do It In His Pants? - Rich and Ally are back with today’s newsround all about dancing Chinese robots and if scientists are wasting their time. There’s a special guest in to discuss this and also some upsetting stuff about Rich and Ally’s past. Trigger warning for anyone who has been touched by a puppet.
Thursday 19th February 2026 - I’m Not Going To Take It Any More - Rich is away on holiday but Ally is here to reveal some harsh truths to his young audience. Not suitable for children, though all children should listen and rebel.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, all my rap fans out there, thanks very much for downloading my podcast. |
| 0:06.1 | We've got some upcoming dates for you, my finest friends. |
| 0:09.1 | We are on Monday the 23rd of February. |
| 0:12.2 | I am at the Leicester Square Theatre. |
| 0:13.7 | I'm talking to Jamila Jamil and Andy Hamilton from Drop the Dead Donkey fame. |
| 0:18.3 | Come on, guys, this should be sold out. |
| 0:43.8 | Why is it not sold out? Please come and see it if you can. 16th of March. David Mitchell will be my guest. It's already sold out, but you can join the waiting list. 20th of April at the Lesser Square Theatre also. And there's two new dates added on the 1st and 8th of July. Yes, they're Wednesdays. Both of the Lester Square Theatre. And maybe playing Joytwich in June as well. Look out for that one on the Friday afternoon. Some people say it's crazy. I say it's a good idea. Do go to go fastor stripe.com if you want to buy a copy of the |
| 0:49.1 | rare DVD, can I have my ballback only a very few copies left or the I write bollock autobiography of my testicle |
| 0:56.5 | and there's many other fantastic downloads and books on there some by me and some by other |
| 1:00.9 | fantastic beautiful wonderful comedians please support go fast a stripe if you can it's thanks to them |
| 1:06.7 | that we are here at all anyway sit, relax and enjoy your fantastic new podcast |
| 1:11.9 | that you have decided to listen to, |
| 1:13.9 | you sucker! |
| 1:16.4 | On SBC2 now, it's Terry Notkins with his finger bobs, |
| 1:21.1 | but on SBC One, |
| 1:23.2 | it's Rich and Alley's Craven News Round, |
| 1:26.0 | of course, as always. I'm not going to be. I'm going to be. Thank you. Hello, it is Monday. |
| 2:09.7 | Well, it was the 16th of February, 26. |
| 2:14.7 | Welcome to Richard and Alice Craven Newsround. |
| 2:16.9 | I'm Richard Herring. And I'm Alice Lester, I'm |
| 2:20.3 | jimmy, I'm thinking of it, and I'm chicken me. Ah, Sid, what, does that hurt you to make your hair go out like that? |
| 2:31.6 | It did a little bit today, didn't you? He'll go, ugh, uh, ah, eh, eh, eh. Anyway, that's the side point. It should sit on it, rather it's it on my big... Don't say that. That's not appropriate for a children's news round show. Okay, there it does you want it, though. Your mum wants it, though. Your mum wants it. Don't talk about my mum. Anyway, thank you. I hope you |
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