RAACN week 2
Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)
British Comedy Guide
4.7 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Newsround Special - Epstein File interview - Always ahead of the grown up news, Richard has procured an interview with the man at the heart of the Epstein Files story, Randy Andy Mountbatten-Windsor-Balmoral. Randrew Andrew explains what’s going on in the pictures with the woman on the ground, why he never met Epstein, why he has too much honour, why he can’t wear shoes and what he was actually doing on the date the new accuser says he was with her. It’s an explosive interview that will surely be shown on all major news channels tonight, thus reigniting Richard’s failed career.
Hooray!
Tuesday February 3rd 2026 - Eggheads Are People Too - After the explosive interview over the weekend, a regular newsround returns examining the recent statements by FIFA President Gianni Infantino and why he should be judged by his deeds and words and not by his appearance. We have a special interview with a fellow egg-headed celebrity to show just how far egghead prejudice can reach and hopefully help open people’s eyes to this derided condition.
Thursday February 5th 2026 - Peanut Pile - After the success of getting Randrew Andrew kicked out of his house, the Newsround team turn their attention to the Prime Minister, whether he can survive and how good a job he is doing. Once again we beat the Lamestream media to a huge exclusive, which you can only get by watching our Craven Newsround.
Friday 6th February 2026 - Chinese Hotel Sex Cameras - Newsround is back, despite Rich spending most of the day waiting for his car to be fixed. Ally and he discuss “Eric”, the most hypocritical man in the news at the moment, who was shocked to see he’d been caught on a Chinese Sex Camera, but only because he loved watching videos of people caught on Chinese sex cameras. Who will be caught on the Newsround Sex Camera? Tune in to find out.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, thank you for downloading my podcast. It's me, Richard Herring, and I'd love it if you came to see one of our shows live. |
| 0:06.6 | We're in Leicester on the 8th of February at the Y Theatre, and we've got fantastic lineup of Fatia El Gori and Rob Orton. |
| 0:14.6 | We're up against Stephen Fry, so most of Leicester is watching him. If you can make it to see that show on Sunday afternoon, that would be |
| 0:21.2 | lovely. On the 18th of February, we're in Chelmsford with Vittorio Anglone and Stevie Martin from |
| 0:27.3 | Offa Taskmaster. Still some tickets left. We are the 23rd of February in the Leicester Square Theatre. |
| 0:34.4 | Brilliant line-up of Rahalista Bergen's, Jamila Jamil, and Andy Hamilton from off of |
| 0:40.4 | Drop the Dead Donkey writing fame and much, much more. Very excited about that one. That's going to be a |
| 0:45.6 | brilliant night. Loads of tickets for that one, unbelievably. So please come along. 16th of March, |
| 0:50.7 | David Mitchell, which is practically sold out, so be quick. And we're also beyond the 20th April at the Less Square Theatre, where I'm hopeful we will have some big |
| 0:58.9 | exciting names for you. It's in the pipeline. Richard Herring.com slash Rahalisterpurt for all |
| 1:04.5 | your needs of links and so on, see what the guests are. Do come and see the show live. |
| 1:11.5 | I tell you, the stuff we cut out of that Matt Bainton one, |
| 1:14.7 | you wouldn't believe, and you could have heard it with your actual human ears |
| 1:17.9 | and know all the facts. |
| 1:19.3 | Anyway, sit back, relax, and enjoy whichever podcast you have downloaded, |
| 1:22.9 | and then listen to lots more. |
| 1:25.1 | Now on CSEPC One, a very special news round. Thank you. I'm going to be. I'm afraid Ali's not here with me. I don't work on Sundays. I know, Ali, you don't work on Sundays. I'm not going to be in it. Okay, I'm not asking to be in it. |
| 2:21.8 | This is a special broadcast where we're going to talk about something from the grown-up news. |
| 2:26.7 | You may have seen on the growing up news. It is, of course, the Epstein files, the more Epstein files have been released. |
| 2:33.2 | We felt we had to come and |
| 2:35.0 | produce this special edition to make sure we covered this very important subject. |
| 2:40.0 | And in a Rich and Alley's Craven News Round special, we have a very exclusive guest. |
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