RAACN week 12
Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)
British Comedy Guide
4.7 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Monday 13th April 2026 Lord of the Dance - Donald Trump has declared himself the new Jesus, which is totally normal. But is he the real one? And who will challenge him on this? And why weren’t religious people annoyed about him before? You con’t get this on the grown-up news
Tuesday 14th April 2026 - Who Doctor?- Sometimes on a fast moving show like Newsround we get it wrong. Today we make a sincere apology to anyone we have offended. It looks like tomorrow we might have to do more sincere apologies. But more up to the date news that you won’t see in the lamestream media.
Wednesday 15th April 2026 - Tomb of Christ - Rich and Ally are back with an exclusive news story for everyone but mechanics, and a live report from the discovery of the tomb of our Lord Jesus Christ. Is he in there or not? Our reporter will tell you, but which reporter will it be today?
Thursday 16th April 2026 - Beautiful Butterfly - Rich auditions for Saturday Night Live, but Ally is more interested in the revenge of Jesus in a very heavy Trump/Jesus week. Not too many songs if you don’t like that bit. Why would you only not like that bit, you idiot?
Friday 17th April 2026 - Keir - back with all the genital based news from Apple News and definitely recorded today, rich and Ally discuss the nick name the Iranians have for our PM for an unheralded 5th Newsround of the week!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, rap fans. Thanks for downloading my podcast. Come and see Rahalasdipa live at the Leicester Square |
| 0:05.8 | Theatre on the 20th of April. It's one of the best lineups we've ever had and unbelievably there are still |
| 0:10.7 | tickets left. It is Natasha Hodgson, one of the geniuses behind the fantastic Operation |
| 0:16.6 | Mincemeat musical and much, much more as well. And Michelle Wolfe one of the greatest stand-ups in the |
| 0:22.7 | world do come along richardherring.com slash for hullister perp for all details |
| 0:26.8 | edinburgh dates are also now on sale would love to see you at the edinburgh fringe there's a |
| 0:32.0 | couple more london dates in july as well and i'm doing joint which in June, but that has sold out. Please do come see us |
| 0:39.9 | live or tell your friends about this podcast or become a badger at go fasterstripe.com slash badges. The |
| 0:45.7 | future of this podcast is far from certain. If you like it, please support us. If you don't, |
| 0:51.7 | we'll go away quietly. And thank you for your time. It's been okay, hasn't it? |
| 0:57.0 | All right. Sit back, relax and enjoy another wonderful episode of whatever shitting podcast you have |
| 1:03.5 | downloaded. On SBC2 now, Ailius the Jester. Jennifer Garner goes undercover in a medieval castle |
| 1:10.1 | to do Black Ops and stuff. I mean, the chances have you known about both Alius and Alius the jester. Jennifer Garner goes undercover in a medieval castle to do black ops and stuff. |
| 1:11.9 | I mean, the chances have you known about both alias and alias the jester are so small as being significant. |
| 1:18.0 | The central part of this Venn diagram is tiny. |
| 1:20.8 | Being a continuity announcer is much harder than anyone realises. |
| 1:24.0 | Just leave me alone. |
| 1:25.9 | Now on SBC1, it's Richan Ali's Craven Newsround. So, |
| 1:53.0 | and so. Sorry, I've forgotten to look up today's date. |
| 2:07.3 | Welcome to Rich and Ali's Craven News Round. |
| 2:11.4 | I'm Richard Herring. |
| 2:12.1 | I'm Ali Slotha and Chikkimee. |
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