RAACN week 10
Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)
British Comedy Guide
4.7 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Monday 30th March 2026 - Male G-Spot and Demons. In what promises to be the last Newsround ever, Rich and Ally take a deep dive into genital licking and what combination of tongue and genital are acceptable to discuss with children, plus we look at JD Vance’s claims that aliens are demons and why he knows for sure that the devil doesn’t exist. Thanks for your support. Don’t bother coming back tomorrow. We won’t be here.
Tuesday March 31st 2026 - Icarus - Rich and Ally are back temporarily as Rich waits for the call from the TV people. Today they look at the main celebrity news story, a not very famous man cutting himself with an apple peeler. Witness how the lame stream media makes more of this story, whilst only we tell you the truth
Thursday 2nd April 2026 - C**t up the *** - After an hilarious April Fool’s joke Rich and Ally are back to discover if the moon landing was real and how astronauts get the trajectory to get out into space. With the first extra terrestrial report. But who will be the reporter today? Can you guess?
Friday 3rd April 2026 - Randy - It’s a party atmosphere as Easter approaches, but the team are all working, making sure the big stories and real music hall songs get to you before the lamestream media cab do anything about it. Today we look at Trump sacking his top officials and poignantly remember the death of our Christ and Messiah. Happy Easter to any Christians still here after this episode. Turn the other cheek.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, monkey fiddlers. It's me, Richard Herring. Thank you for downloading my podcast. Please keep listening if you can. The big news is 20th April, Lester Square Theatre. One of the guests has been announced. It's Natasha Hodgson. One of the geniuses behind and in front of Operation Mincemeek the Musical. Sorry, my cat's running around the kitchen, making a ringing sound hook. That's not disturbing you. Once the Operation Mincemeat fans hear about this, it's going to sell fast. So get your tickets now. Go to richsharing.com slash Rahalesterpur. And you can see all the dates. There's a couple in July as well. I'm doing a great which Rick Mail Festival as well, but that is sold out. |
| 0:42.1 | Become a badger at go fastestripe.com slash badges if you want to help us continue to make |
| 0:47.3 | these bloody things. Anyway, sit back, relax and enjoy another episode of one of my podcasts. |
| 0:53.9 | You little fiddly monkey fiddler. |
| 0:56.3 | Stop ringing those bells. |
| 0:58.1 | On SBC 2 now, it's the tragic roundabout, in which Dylan, doogle and Zebedee have all been decapitated, |
| 1:05.3 | and Florence and the snail, whatever he was called, have to plan the funeral. |
| 1:09.9 | Make these up yourself, if you like. |
| 1:11.8 | Now on SPC1, it's Rich and Ali's Craven News Round. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm Baxter Hello, no one can hear us because we're whispering. |
| 1:54.2 | Okay, so I'm being picked up like the noise. It's not picked up like that. Oh, hello and welcome to Richie Nali's Craven News round. Today, it's Monday, March the 30th, I want to say. You sure? I think so. I think it's April Fool's Day on Wednesday. Watch out for that. We might have some fun for you on that day. Don't tell them. Probably won't. And I'm Richard Herring. You probably saw me on TV last night, proper TV, so we might talk about that. |
| 2:20.5 | This is, Ali, were you on TV last night? |
| 2:22.2 | No, I was disappointed you didn't have anything with me in it. |
| 2:25.1 | You didn't honour make a cake or a biscuit in the shape of me? |
| 2:28.1 | No, I thought you were, I was your favourite childhood toy. |
| 2:32.0 | I wouldn't say it. |
| 2:32.7 | I don't see you as a toy, |
| 2:37.7 | Ali, I see you as my best and only friend. |
| 2:39.8 | Well, that's true. You know what, Rich? |
| 2:42.1 | I'm... Hold on. |
| 2:46.0 | Chicky me. I'm... |
| 2:50.0 | I'm... I was slowly winking at it |
| 2:51.3 | Don't put your eggs in the basket, Mrs. Henderson |
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