Ra's al Goal

The Blind Mike Project

Blind Mike

Comedy

4.8 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2024

⏱️ 167 minutes

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Summary

Ra's al Goal

0:00 Intro/House Cleaning

12:10 Anthony Jeselnik vs All

35:09 Ron Bennington w/ The Nortons.

59:00 Andrew Schultz vs Kendrick Lamar

1:10:00 Hawk Tuah Scams Her Audience.

1:31:00 Coach HP New Format

1:55:55 Peggy Monster Origin Story.

2:15:43 Stuttering John

Transcript

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0:00.0	Well, hey, they're gearheads. This is Haley Welch. You might know me as Hawk Tua, but I like to be known as a crypto-officianado, whatever the hell that means. It's crazy.
0:09.6	Crypto is this thing where I just talked to a few people, then they give me $20 million. You should definitely try it.
0:14.7	Anyway, you didn't come here to look at me. You came for blind pookie and the red freckled pookie.
0:19.0	Hey, Haley, do you need a green screen?
0:21.8	Oh my God, are you a monster?
0:23.9	Whatever.
0:24.7	Go to Blindmite.net for all things, Blind Mike, including, you know what, guys, time to take a nap.
0:29.3	I'll talk to y'all later.
0:30.8	Okay, well, I'm back.
0:32.1	And all these people are telling me I gave them rugs.
0:34.2	I don't have any rugs. What's with these rugs? And now your host.
0:38.0	A man that can line dance in my barn anytime.
0:40.5	I'll spit anywhere he wants it.
0:42.1	Blind by Geary!
0:48.2	Why did we start with taps?
0:53.6	Rest in peace, Texas.
0:56.3	He insists I'm a diehard Longhorns fan.
1:00.8	I didn't even watch the game.
1:03.5	You aren't?
1:04.5	It was a crazy game, though.
1:05.9	I always told him you were.
1:07.7	I mean, I'm a...
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