Ho, ho, ho. Greetings, parish orphans of retrogrades. This Sunday upcoming kicks off Advent

2021, and it couldn't be a weirder or worse time, could it? 2020, 2021 to the worst years on record.

But what we've got, we followers of Christ, my parish orphans and retrogrades,

is a predisposed victory, right? We've already won. A victory a priori, a victory in Christ,

and the sacraments and the one true church. So we are still jolly. And as such, guys, I amid all of the bad news in the world that, you know, you could reach out,

you could throw a stone with your bad hand, and you will hit some bad news. It's that certain, right?

White pills quickly become black pills. Kyle Rdenhouse is acquitted, but then says he

loves BLM. The world is rife with bad news, but here's the good news. We've already won.

And I'm pretty much asking anyone I know always in a good mood. And I'm happy because I'm not a summer soldier. I'm in it for the long

fight. I'm a soldier for Christ. And so are you, my goodly parish orphans and retrogrades.

And what we're doing that is consonant with our good moods and our cheerful hearts, particularly

going into the Christmas tide and this Advent season before, is we're

doing a big rules for retrograde's giveaway here because there have been a lot of people

adversely impacted by the beerbug nonsense and by the following vaccination requirements by many employers. And then just lots of people

have been adversely affected in their work by secondary and tertiary effects of the same. So what

we're doing is we have at this point $2,900 to give away, which would be either,

it's either going to be 13 or 14 with some change gift cards that we're going to give away to

13 or 14 families to our faithful retrograde families, faithful Catholic families.

That's all retrograde means is Catholic in an unwavering way.

What retrograde really means, remember, here at the end of 2021, is obedient yet bold,

bold, yet obedient. And that is what rules for retrogrades is don't ever forget it

it is the most bold catholic programming that is still obedient and the most obedient catholic

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