R2D2 & C-3PO Are Fathers

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:28.9	You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots.
0:32.9	Like you, you're an Asian dealer. You two are disgusting.
0:37.9	You two are something. We're bad friends.
0:41.9	Guess what? We invited a little roach here today to be at the studio. Show yourself. A
0:50.2	little piece of scumbag from the Tiger Bellybird. Look at this scumbag.
0:53.4	The roach is back. There he is. With his new baby. Isn't it funny to see these two guys
1:00.9	together? These two guys are dads. Stop standing on them.
1:04.4	Basically, in the Star Wars universe, who are they? R2D2C3.
1:10.4	Right, aren't they? Yeah, just buffoons. Just foolishness.
1:17.4	That was dead on R2D2. You are R2D2 for sure.
1:22.4	I believe there's a bunch of three-piece parts.
1:25.4	Every time, even as a kid, I was like, I hated it.
1:30.4	George, do your best C3PO impression. Well, I believe you've talked too much on
1:33.4	trace. That sounds like you. Well, the English accent is gone.
1:38.4	Yeah, but it's fine. Well, can you do a British one? I thought that was a British accent.
1:42.4	Oh, my God. Now the roach is back.
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