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Sarah and I were taking a rare opportunity to relax at home.

Sarah was in the kitchen making dinner while I was out back working on one of my projects.

Anyway, as you do when you're doing heavy labor, I got thirsty and came back to the house to get a drink,

where I see Sarah at the counter preparing dinner and talking on speakerphone.

I instantly recognize the voices my brother-in-law, Marty.

Now, this is where my brain gets totally twisted.

Marty asks my wife where my wife's sister Evelyn is,

and he's been trying to get in contact with her, and she's not answering her texts.

I hear Sarah tell Marty, she just left here, she should be home in a half hour or so.

I should point out that Evelyn is Marty's wife of five years.

I have to admit that I didn't immediately register what she had just said,

because I went into the kitchen and grabbed a glass and asked Sarah,

what was that all about, and she responded with,

Marty was looking for Evie.

I saw her texting and I asked her, what are you doing?

And she said, I'm texting Evie that Marty was looking for.

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