Welcome to R-Slash True Off My Chest, where OP's wife cheats on him with a literal clown.

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Our next reddit poses from Mike's throw away for me.

It's humiliating enough to get cheated on by my wife, but in my own home with the clown that we hired for our son's birthday.

Okay, I realized the initial amusing nature of this idea, and if it had happened to anyone else, I'd probably laugh.

My wife insisted on hiring a clown for my son's birthday, despite my protest, because,

A, who the F hires clowns anymore. And B, I have a mild fear of clowns.

I gave in to my wife because I love her, and now that's the biggest regret of my life.

She was pissy at me all day, and she disappeared during the party around the same time that our clown was on break.

I'll skip the details, but I put the pieces together pretty quickly.

I'm currently sleeping in the guest house. I just needed to vent, and then because people were begging OP

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