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r/Trueoffmychest My Uncle Wants to Date Me

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🗓️ 30 September 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:10 Jaw fixed 2:03 Fixed during rugby 2:15 Fixed back 2:44 Fixed nose 3:13 Fixed ear 3:53 Rough cheating story 7:06 Gross uncle 10:46 Husbands niece 14:37 Fertility revenge Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to our slash true off my chest, where OP's 40-year-old husband is cheating on her

0:06.1

with an 18-year-old boy. Our next reddit post is from Rose Milk Love.

0:10.5

I was out of the country for two months, so that led to my boyfriend and I having to do long

0:14.8

distance. Once I landed, my boyfriend picked me up and we went to his place. Of course,

0:20.6

the tension was building up, so one thing led to another and blah blah blah. I like things rough,

0:26.8

and so does he, and he's been very careful of not being too hard since I have piercings that

0:33.2

could potentially get snagged if he slaps me the wrong way. But he just kind of went for it and

0:38.0

slapped me really hard. Consentually, I liked it. And right at that moment, my jaw hurt like hell.

0:44.8

Genuinely, I was in so much pain. But whatever, we still kept going. Once we were done,

0:51.7

I headed over to a mirror to see if my jaw got dislocated because it hurt like nothing I

0:56.6

felt before. I also have pre-existing jaw issues in TMJ. TMJ, hold on. Too much jaw? It can't

1:04.2

possibly stand for that. No, it stands for Tempo Romandibular Joints. It's a disorder that can

1:11.2

cause jaw joint in the muscles that control the jaw movement. Okay, that does make more sense

1:17.0

than too much jaw. Okay, I also have pre-existing jaw issues in TMJ, so I'm cautious about my jaw.

1:23.8

But to my surprise, my top and bottom row of teeth are now perfectly aligned.

1:28.8

I've always had a lower jaw that looks shifted to the side, and now magically it's not.

1:34.4

Flash forward to three days later. The pain was gone, and I did a really big

1:39.0

yawn, and I noticed that my jaw didn't lock or click since it used to do that. So now I'm

1:45.5

genuinely convinced that he slapped me so hard to the point that he realigned my jaw and fixed

1:50.8

whatever jaw issue I had before that. I'm now pain-free and able to yawn as big as I want.

1:56.3

Saved me some chiropractor money, I guess, LMAO. Down in the comments, believe it or not,

2:01.5

we have a similar story from Ludic. Nice. Same thing happened to me, except instead of rough

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