r/Topposts My Masseuse Puked All Over Me

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:08 Puke massage 2:39 V card 4:49 Divorce worthy 7:29 Planted Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.4	vomit massage. Our next Reddit post is from Morning's Head. Am I the butthole for refusing to pay for my massage?
1:11.8	I'm a 40-year-old woman who suffers from chronic pain, and massage therapy is one of the
1:16.8	few things that brings me any relief.
1:18.7	Today, I went for a scheduled 90-minute massage, hoping for some rest and recovery.
1:23.5	About 20 minutes into the session, I was in a deeply relaxed meditative state when the massage
1:29.6	therapist unexpectedly projectile, ugh, projectile vomited all over my back, neck, and head.
1:38.5	It was shocking, disgusting, and completely broke the sense of calm.
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