r/Topposts I Accidentally Stabbed My Family

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rSlash Reads Reddit

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:08 Staycation 6:13 Ignored 12:14 Sneak attack 13:57 Sleep over 15:29 Tattoos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:48.5	to delivery. Subjects of availability. Welcome to R slash top posts, where I want to murder O.P.'s wife.
0:55.2	Our next Reddit post is from R slash relationship advice.
0:58.0	I'm a 38-year-old man, and my 36-year-old wife ruined my staycation, and I'm trying not to lose it.
1:05.4	I work a very demanding job.
1:07.4	There are very few, if any, times during the year when I have the luxury to take a few days off to myself.
1:13.3	When I come home from work, between cooking, dinner, doing dishes, and taking care of chores around the
1:18.4	house, I get maybe two hours a day to relax. My wife gets upset if I don't spend all that time with her.
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