r/Tinder My Date Wants Me to F*** My Dog!
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🗓️ 26 February 2022
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
r/Tinder Feeling lonely? Looking for some love and affection? Well all you have to do is download Tinder and experience the joys and wonders of online dating! If you're wondering what Tinder is like, the users in today's episode will show you what's in store, like one guy who wants his date to passionately hug her dog, and woman will absolutely WILL NOT go on cheap dates. Also, you get a whole bunch of bonus dirty limericks from yours truly.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to R-slash Tinder, where a girl's Tinder date wants her to have intercourse with a dog. |
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| 1:12.8 | Roses are red, violets are fine. I'll be a six because you're definitely a nine. Roses are red, |
| 1:19.6 | violets are blue. If I'm a nine, then so are you. Roses are red, your poem is dope. |
| 1:25.9 | Thanks for the compliment, but you didn't get the joke. Roses are red, and now I'm sad that my dirty |
| 1:31.8 | mind hasn't gotten that. Roses are red, so you say you got those, then you can tell me your favorite |
| 1:38.1 | pose. Roses are red, I like gin. Choking is my favorite kink. Okay, so I know that it's really, |
| 1:44.8 | really common for YouTubers to drop rap videos. The problem is, I can't sing, I have no musical talent |
| 1:52.0 | whatsoever, and I don't listen to rap really, so I don't really know like how to make a rap song, |
| 1:57.6 | sound good. So I can't do that, man, but one thing I do really like is dirty, is dirty limericks. |
| 2:03.2 | I write them sometimes for fun, just because I don't know. They're just funny to me, man. |
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