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Today I F'd up by telling someone from the FBI to investigate these nuts.

I work for the USPS as a general clerk. My job involves mostly receiving and paying

invoices for contracted vehicle repair work. I got a call that went as follows.

Vehicle maintenance, this is OP speaking. Hello, this is Alex from the FBI. I was wondering.

How about you investigate these nuts? Then I hung up. It was such an obvious scam that I didn't

want to deal with it. USPS has its own investigative law enforcement service, so even if there was

something, I wouldn't be dealing with the FBI. A few minutes later, my boss walks into my office

and asks me why did I tell the guy investigating contractor Valkfraud to investigate my balls?

My coworker had been the point of contact for Alex, the FBI guy. My coworker is on vacation,

so all of his calls came to me. The FBI is working with the postal inspection service because

this particular contractor had done work for multiple government agencies. To make things worse,

Alex is coming to the office to take a look at some paperwork. The only empty desk in this office

is the Sparer one in my office, and he's going to be here for multiple days. Well, that's great OP.

It'll give a pretty lot of opportunity to investigate your nuts.

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