r/TIFU My Cat Thought My 🍆 Was a Cat Toy!
rSlash
rSlash Reads Reddit
4.9 • 10.6K Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2021
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
r/TIFU In today's episode, OP was taking a shower and chose not to wrap a towel around his waste when he was finished. This turned out to be a terrible mistake, because his wife's new kitten is very curious and playful. So when the kitten so a new *dangly toy* attached to OP's waist, the cat pounced! OP felt SEARING PAIN as the kitten attacked a certain body that should definitely never be attacked by kittens. Ouch!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best post from across Reddit. |
| 0:04.0 | Today's subreddit is R-Slash Today I F-Duff, where OP walks in on his female boss, |
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| 1:15.1 | podcast for free. Today I effed up by showing up to work early and catching my boss in an awkward |
| 1:21.7 | position that should be a today I effed up of her own. In my industry, I'm paid purely by commission, |
| 1:27.1 | so I don't have specific office hours that have to be followed. In order to hold myself accountable, |
| 1:32.0 | I set an 830-5 office schedule that I typically adhere to. Sometimes I show up later than 830, |
| 1:37.7 | but I never show up earlier. My office is located in a suite that contains a communal area with |
| 1:42.9 | three office doors on one side of the room. The first door that you pass when entering the building |
| 1:47.2 | is my manager's office, and my office is the second door. The third office belongs to an older |
| 1:52.8 | employee who works remotely so we can social distance. But today, I decided to show up to the office |
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