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r/TIFU by Trying to "Netflix and Chill" my Students

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:07 Netflix and chill 3:51 Coffee pods 5:55 Mysterious 8:29 Mute button 10:16 Wedding 12:17 Smooth operator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:32.9

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0:36.2

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0:37.2

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0:38.3

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0:40.2

I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong.

0:41.5

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0:43.0

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0:45.7

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0:48.7

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0:51.1

Welcome to R slash Today I FFed Up,

0:55.8

where OPE accidentally tries to Netflix and Chill with her students.

1:00.1

Today I effed up by learning what Netflix and Chill is code for.

1:06.0

I'm a 34-year-old woman, and I just found out today that Netflix and Chill is a euphemism for hooking up, and I'm absolutely mortified. I'm a professor at a university,

1:13.3

and whenever I do icebreakers with my classes and ask about favorite hobbies or activities,

1:15.9

I talk about mine and include that I love to

1:18.2

Netflix and Chill.

1:20.0

And when students talk about how stressed they are,

1:22.6

I tell them that while it's important to study,

1:24.9

it's also important to take time to relax and recharge.

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