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r/TIFU by Trying out Polyamory

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🗓️ 1 June 2022

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to R-slashToday.iF.dub, where OP goes into the wrong house and gets mistaken for a

0:06.0

prostitute. This podcast is supported by Anchor FM. If you've ever thought about starting your own

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0:38.2

Download the free Anchor app or go to Anchor.fm to get started. Today I f'd up by

0:43.9

disappointing a man who wanted to get laid by a maid. I'm a professional house cleaner in a

0:48.8

large city. My first house today was beautiful and pretty big. Over 4000 square feet.

0:55.1

I had never cleaned this house before today. It's kind of interesting to clean the home of people

0:59.8

you've never actually met while they're not home. I never snoop, but I do learn about people just

1:05.4

by the state of their house or whatever is out. These people seem like they really needed us.

1:10.7

I would guess they were busy and don't have much time for cleaning and organizing, but they definitely

1:15.6

have an active love life judging by the master bedroom. I love cleaning dirty houses, and I was

1:21.2

like amping myself up doing a mini rocky training montage warm up and finding the perfect music to

1:26.3

work to. I was sweating 4 hours in, but I was getting the house sparkling. All I had left to do

1:32.4

was clean the floors when a man walked in. I welcomed him home and I let him know I just needed

1:37.6

to clean the floors and I'd be finished soon. He looked super confused and then kind of grand

1:43.5

and asked if I was his birthday gift. I didn't really know what he meant. Maybe his wife scheduled

1:49.5

the service on his birthday? I just answered with maybe happy birthday Mr. Hendrix to which he

1:56.0

looked even more confused and told me his name wasn't Hendrix. Well, that's because his next door

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