r/Tifu By Taking A Dump On My Girlfriend's Bed

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🗓️ 2 March 2021

⏱️ 22 minutes

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r/Tifu It's fine to take a sleeping pill before bed -- lots of people do! But when you're staying over at your new girlfriend's house, maybe you shouldn't take extra sleeping pills. After all, sleeping pills are designed to help you relax. You wouldn't want to get TOO relaxed, would you? That's what happened to OP. He took one too many sleeping pills and ended up dropping a hot one on his new girlfriend's bed. Oopsie Poopsie! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where I read the best post from a cross-read it.
0:04.0	Today's sub-read it is R-slash today I have dup where OP takes a dump in his girlfriend's bed.
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1:13.7	podcast for free. Today I f'd up by sleeping over my new girlfriend's house and taking sleeping pills.
1:20.0	I'm a 38 year old guy, and I'm in the process of a high conflict divorce. It's five years in the
1:26.2	making after eight years married. Five months ago, I met a wonderful woman. She's been very
1:32.3	understanding with the situation with my soon to be ex and my kids. We've put off sleeping over
1:37.3	since I was still living with my wife in our house. A couple of weeks ago, the court ordered my
1:41.9	wife to move out and we exchanged the kids every week. This was her week with the kids, and my
1:46.4	girlfriend and I decided to finally have a sleep over. Throughout this whole divorce process,
1:51.4	I've been having trouble sleeping, and I've been taking sleeping pills on and off for the past six
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