r/Tifu By Sucking My Waiter's Finger In A Restaurant!

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🗓️ 23 December 2020

⏱️ 16 minutes

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r/Tifu What do you get when you mix margaritas with a confusing birthday celebration? A truly awkward finger-sucking experience. The waiter was trying to put whipped cream on OP's nose as part of their happy birthday song, but drunk OP thought, "Oh, I know what to do! I'm supposed to suck whipped cream off his finger!" So, she gobbled this complete stranger's finger into her mouth in the middle of a crowded restaurant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where we read the best posts from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-Slash Today I F-Dup, where OP goes to an adult toy store with her parents.
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0:51.7	Obviously, I'm a huge, huge fan of video podcasts.
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1:16.2	Today I F-Dup by making a joke that calls one of my students to realize her dog didn't actually go live on a farm.
1:22.5	I'm a secondary computer science teacher. I teach kids aged 10 to 18, so a huge range of physical, mental, and intellectual maturity.
1:30.8	One of my favorite groups is my fifth grade inter to game design class.
1:34.4	They're always excited about basically anything we do, and they're young enough that they still care about earning the respect of their teacher.
1:40.5	I have two kids in particular that stand out in the class, Chloe and Lena.
1:44.8	Chloe is one of the sweetest kids I've taught.
1:47.6	She's always bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, a talented artist who has a lot of compassion for the people around her.
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