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Welcome to R slash Today I FFed Up, where O.P. stupidly gets himself arrested. Today I

effed up by trying to break a buddy out of jail. It worked

for a minute. At the time, I was in the military station stateside. One night, a group of buddies and I

discovered Jaeger bombs. Round after round, we kept them coming, and before we knew it, the night

had flown by. My friend Brian offered to drive my roommate and me back to our off-base apartment.

We didn't make it far.

A car full of three 21-year-olds leaving a bar at 2 a.m. near a military base, that drew

police attention.

We got pulled over, and as soon as the officer reached Brian's window, it was clear we were drunk.

All of us admitted it.

Brian blew into the breathalyzer and failed instantly.

He was cuffed and placed in the back of the patrol car.

Then the officer turned to my roommate and me.

He explained that if one of us blew under the limit, we could drive Brian's car home and save him the impound fees.

We both tried. We both failed. Here's where it gets weird. The officer left us with Brian's car and the keys.

Then, he drove off with Brian to book him into the local jail. To this day, I have no idea why he left us like that. About 20 minutes later,

my roommate and I had what seemed like a brilliant idea. Now, this all happened years ago,

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