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r/Tifu by Shaving My Butt

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4.910.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2024

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:05 Gas 1:26 Bathroom break 8:02 Pre workout 10:54 Shaving 15:11 Comment 15:28 Flirting Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Today's episode is sponsored by ORA.

0:02.0

ORA approached me to sponsor my channel, and I happily accepted because I was already a customer.

0:08.1

My mom purchased ORA picture frames for the whole family, and I genuinely love them.

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Basically, it's a digital picture frame, but the super cool part is that you can upload pictures

0:17.5

from your phone using an app, and then share those pictures with other people.

0:20.8

So if I take my mom and a daughter on an excursion, I can share all the photos of the event with

0:26.1

my mom so that she can have cute, grandma, grandbaby pictures on her aura frame. And she can share her

0:32.2

photos with me. It's super easy to share pictures with only the people you want. So really, I genuinely like these products.

0:39.3

I've got one in my living room, and even without the sponsorship, I'd still be a fan of ORA.

0:44.3

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1:03.2

Welcome to R-slash Today I Fept Up, where O-P has radioactive farts. Today I effed up by

1:10.3

passing gas on the dance floor. I'm a woman in my mid-30s.

1:14.7

Last night, I went out for a Halloween dance party. I worked really hard on my costume. I was the

1:20.2

perfect combination of warm and slutty, and I was excited to strut my stuff. The way this bar is set

1:27.0

up is there's a main level upstairs,

1:29.4

and then you can walk downstairs to go to the dance area. It's a pretty small place, so it gets

1:34.3

crowded. I'd taken some mushrooms earlier in the evening, and I was feeling good. At some point

1:41.1

in the night, I had to cut the cheese. I thought that it would be a small one. I thought that I could just crop dust it, but it was the most silent, deadly, toxic, foul mushroom stink bomb of my life. The smell from my butthole destroyed the dance floor. People cleared out. It was so bad that people thought someone had an accident on the dance

2:03.2

floor. Like, they turned up the lights a bit to see and make sure there wasn't a health hazard. Even the

2:08.5

DJ made a comment. I went upstairs because I couldn't stand the smell of my own butt. I was up there

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