r/Tifu By Setting The House On Fire Watching *Spicy* Videos
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🗓️ 29 November 2022
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to R-slashTodayIFD up, where OP sets his house on fire while jerking it. |
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| 0:45.1 | too long in the shower. So I'm a 19 year old guy and I live in an apartment off college campus with |
| 0:50.6 | three other guys. Everyone else was at class and I decided to pop into my coil of lunch before |
| 0:55.8 | hopping in the shower. Now living with three other guys and sharing a room with one, there's |
| 1:02.8 | not a lot of privacy. I wasn't planning on anything, but I got in the shower, my morning |
| 1:08.2 | adder all kicked in. I realized I was naked and it had been a bit, so I thought, eh, might as well. |
| 1:14.0 | I popped in my water-resistant earphones for a more immersive experience and in case the roommates |
| 1:20.3 | came back unexpectedly. I might have gotten a bit too into it. It was, uh, an intense video. |
| 1:27.4 | So what was supposed to be a quick shower turned into a 40 minute aggressive ham-fisted session |
| 1:33.2 | of earth shattering self-pleasure. You can imagine my surprise to get out of the shower and find it |
| 1:39.1 | surprisingly steamy, but an awful smoky smell that I hadn't noticed before. I walked out of the |
| 1:45.2 | bathroom to the kitchen to find my kitchen literally engulfed in these giant, effing flames and the |
| 1:51.4 | smoke alarm going nuts. It turns out, instead of hitting the microwave for four minutes, I added a |
| 1:57.6 | zero and set it for 40. I set my entire apartment on fire. I immediately ran out and called 911, but |
| 2:05.6 | they were already on their way. A neighborhood called after smelling smoke. The firemen showed up. |
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