r/TIFU by Poisoning my Roommate with Horse Laxatives
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🗓️ 24 November 2021
⏱️ 17 minutes
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r/TIFU In today's episode, OP does vet work. A friend approaches OP and asks if she can provide a remedy for a constipated horse. OP happily makes apple-crunch snacks laced with extra-strength horse laxatives. She sticks the snacks in the fridge... and later her roommate discovers the tasty treats. He eats about 3, and accidentally poisons himself with horse laxatives. Let's just say that the roommate has to spend the rest of the day glued to the toilet!
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| 0:03.7 | Today's subreddit is R-slash today I have duff where OP poisons her roommate with horselaxidiff. |
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| 1:13.6 | podcast for free. Today I have to buy accidentally poisoning my roommate with horse laxatives. |
| 1:20.8 | So to set the scene, I'm an equine vet student living with my roommate, a forensic biology master |
| 1:25.9 | student. I grew up with horses, so I have lots of friends in the equine world, and my program |
| 1:31.1 | focus means that I now get to offer a unique perspective and offering some help when I can. |
| 1:35.2 | Anyways, a friend of mine who lives nearby owns a senior horse who has recently developed |
| 1:39.6 | bouts of bowel issues. She spoke to her vet about wanting to prevent collic, which is when a horse |
| 1:45.5 | gets a stomach ache, can't poop, and then dies. So her vet prescribed an oral laxative for her |
| 1:51.2 | horse to help prevent constipation in the subsequent collic. The problem is that her horse is a pretty |
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