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Welcome to R slash Today I F-Uped Up, where O.P. Kidnapped Someone's Grandma.

Today I effed up by accidentally kidnapping someone's grandma.

So this morning, I'm coming back from my walk after grinding for this seasonal Pokemon and Pokemon Go. When I meet this extremely well-dressed older woman walking

down the street with a walker, and I mean super well-dressed. She has her makeup all done,

fully done nails, hair all pretty, and a lot of noticeable golden diamond rings and a mother of pearl necklace on.

I live in an extremely ghetto neighborhood, so she's out of place.

I know a few blocks down from where I live is a nicer neighborhood, but she stands out like a sore thumb when a few more hundred feet down I could see hobos and drug addicts doing their thing.

She asks me where's Walmart, and I tell her it's a mile and a half from here,

but she'd have to trek through a really bad road and a bunch of construction, and she might not make it.

She says she really has to go to Walmart.

It's been eight months, and her caretakers don't take her out shopping anymore.

She reminds me of my grandma, so I say I can take her if she gives me a few minutes to hop into my car and pick her up.

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