Welcome to R-slash Today I F-Dub, where OP ruins his life by hiring your prostitute.

Today I F-Dub by going on a date with my friend. I went on a date with one of my friends, Sarah,

who attends the same university as me. I've always known that Sarah had a thing for me,

but I've always been reluctant to go on a date with her because I genuinely value our friendship,

and I felt that putting romance there would just mess things up. About a week ago, I was hanging out

with Sarah and our other mutual friend as they listened to me complain about my unfortunate

dating history. This mutual friend then put out the idea of a date between Sarah and I.

He mainly did this just to make the room temporarily awkward, but it led to a conversation where I

essentially asked Sarah for a date. For the days leading up to the date, Sarah and I became a

lot more flirty, and I have to admit, I was also excited for the date. Two days ago, I picked Sarah up,

and we went to a fairly fancy restaurant. When the waiter came, I ordered my food. Sarah then ordered

basically three separate meals, and I didn't know what to say or how to question why she ordered so

much food. By the time I finished my food, she barely ate half of one plate, and she then said that

she actually wasn't hungry because she ate lunch right before she left her place. I asked her why

she ordered three meals, and she said that one is for her mom's dinner since she always wanted to

try this restaurant out, and the other meals for her to eat with her mom during dinner. I then

told her that it's nice that she's getting dinner for her mom. It's cute that she would do that,

to which she responded, I should be thinking you since year paying. I told her that I would pay for

the date, but I definitely never agreed to paying for her mom and her extra dinner considering we

only went out for lunch. The meal was expensive, but I would have been fine paying for her if she

actually ate all three meals. Instead, it just all felt wrong to me. The rest of the date was

ruined for me. I was checked out for the rest of the day. I was just going through the motions.

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