r/TIFU by Eating CUMcake

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:06 Pepper spray 4:58 Cheater 9:25 Poker addict 12:27 Turning 14:28 Cake topper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	While we pause the podcast, let's get personal.
0:03.6	How are you picked to do him?
0:05.2	8 out of 10 women suffer from underarm skin issues
0:08.2	and dove believes all armpits deserve the best care.
0:12.0	So, look after them with new dove advanced care deodorants.
0:15.8	I'll kindness to skin formula ever, developed with a patented formula
0:20.2	to deliver longer-lasting 72-hour protection.
0:24.1	Upgrade to new dove advanced care.
0:27.1	Welcome to R-slash Today I F-Dup.
0:29.3	Where OP's girlfriend literally almost murders him.
0:34.0	Today I F-Dup by giving my girlfriend pepper spray that I no longer needed.
0:38.4	The actual gift giving happened about a month ago.
0:41.0	I used to work for Uber part-time, and I would carry pepper spray on me to deal with the
0:45.4	crazies when and if a time would ever arise that I needed to.
0:48.9	After I quit, I felt like I no longer needed it, so I gifted it to my girlfriends.
0:53.6	She got extremely excited by this gift.
0:57.1	I'm not sure why she was so ecstatic, but she felt this extreme empowerment by having it,
1:03.2	like she was invincible or something.
1:06.6	As soon as she got it, she was outside testing it by spraying it on the ground,
1:11.2	which I told her to test it to make sure that it works.
1:14.4	She used it twice and danced with Glee, then we went back inside and that was that.
1:20.1	Over the course of the next month, she kept that thing on her like it was her only lifeline
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