r/TIFU By Choking the Hot Girl in Class

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2022

⏱️ 19 minutes

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r/TIFU In today's episode, OP is a Kung Fu student who also happens to be a bit on the older side. A much younger girl in her early 20s joins the class and the two get paired up for sparring. Their assignment is to practice choke-holds and escapes. OP manages to land a chokehold on his much younger and prettier opponent. As soon as he squeezes her neck... SHE MOANS! The entire class freezes and stares at OP and the hot girl.

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