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r/Tifu By Buying a DNA Kit For My Boyfriend's Family

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2020

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/Tifu In today's episode, OP thought it would be fun to buy a DNA test for her boyfriend. Well, it turns out that her boyfriend isn't related to his dad... which means that his mom cheated! This leads to the boyfriend looking for his real biological father and finding a lot more than he bargained for. If you enjoyed this episode, follow for more daily Reddit content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:23.6

It was a four-player family game of monopoly. My brother, our parents, and I were playing,

1:28.4

and I wasn't doing well. I wasn't bankrupt or heavily mortgage yet, but I could tell that if

1:34.1

something drastic didn't change in the next three turns or so, I was toast. I didn't have any

1:39.5

monopolies, but I did have a couple of two out of three properties. New York and St. James being

1:44.1

the standouts. And a couple of other scattered properties here or there. My brother was the clear

1:48.9

favorite at this point, with my dad in clear second. My mom was losing right along with me.

1:54.6

It was my turn, and I was trying to arrange a favorable trade. I'm negotiating with my dad.

2:00.3

I have a property that'll give him another monopoly, and he has a card that'll give me a monopoly.

2:05.1

We both have enough money and side properties to even things up afterwards. With a good trade here,

2:09.9

we'd both have a higher chance of winning, significantly cutting into my brother's lead.

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