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Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.

We're having a baby. We're having a baby.

I've always wanted to be mom. And we're bringing you on our journey through everything. I have no idea what we're doing. Thank you. I have more of an idea. I think of it like a Tamagocchi. At the end of all of this... We're going to have a little baby? Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series streaming exclusively on Disney Plus.

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Welcome to R slash Today I FFed Up, where O.P breaks into a single mother's household to perform foul acts upon her toilet.

Today I effed up by using a stranger's bathroom.

My friend lives in one of those complexes where every building is identical. It's like the backrooms or something. I've been to my

friend's place before. I thought I knew the door. The door was slightly open. I knocked twice,

pushed it open, and went, yo, I'm here. No answer, walked in anyway. Couch, kitchen,

vaguely familiar smell, close enough. Now, here's the thing. I had to poo. Not like,

oh, I should find a bathroom soon, but like a full-on toilet destroying full emergency. And like,

instead of waiting 30 seconds to confirm that I was in the

right apartment, I walked directly to the bathroom, locked the door, and then immediately committed

a biohazard event in the toilet. Mid-atrosity, I hear a kid's voice from somewhere in the apartment.

Mom, who's in the bathroom? I was a bit confused at first, because why is there

someone calling for their mom? I was pretty sure that my friend lived alone, and then it hit me.

Different towels, different shower curtain, rubber ducks I've never seen in my life. I was in their

house, and they'd heard everything. The loud sharts and

all. I opened the door. A woman with a laundry basket is standing in the hallway. Behind her,

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