r/TIFU By Almost Murdering My Tinder Hook-Up
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🗓️ 21 December 2021
⏱️ 12 minutes
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r/TIFU In today's episode, OP is a feeling a little lonely, so he hops onto Tinder to find some company for the night. He finds a cute girl and invites her over. Just before she arrives, he snacks on some peanuts. The girl arrives and they start making out, and the girl starts coughing and choking. Turns out she is EXTREMELY allergic to peanuts, and now her throat is closing up. Luckily, OP was able to save her life before she almost died from his deadly kiss.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to our slash today I F'd up where OP almost murders his tender date. |
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| 1:26.4 | So when my girlfriend and I started dating, I discovered early on that she can be quite physical. |
| 1:31.6 | In the sense that she likes to push, hold, and even punch. Bear in mind that she wasn't actually |
| 1:36.9 | trying to hurt me. She's just playful like that. I found this both adorable and fun, so I played |
| 1:42.4 | along. And here's the screw up. If she pushed me, I would act like I had to balance myself, |
| 1:48.4 | or if the better sofa was nearby, I would fall onto it. If she held me, I would pretend that it |
| 1:54.1 | was difficult for me to get out of her grip. If I pushed her and she resisted, I would pretend |
| 1:59.1 | that it was difficult to push her, same with me holding her arms. You get the idea. I always assumed |
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